Granny Edina May
I am the Granny who loves to take advantage of a well endowed man. Perhaps you are over the age of 21 but not very experienced. I can teach you what a great sex is all about. Whatever it is granny knows just how to get the job done.
I love anal play, pantyhose phone sex, sissy phone sex and much more! Call me so I can tell you all about my naughty experiences. For those who are looking for more of an elegant sensual Granny I do those calls as well. If you are looking for some hot naughty fun with a gilf give me a call at 1-800-485-9561 to see if I am available.
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I work most days evenings and weekend. How ever I do take time off to out and get a good fucking.
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My Spanking
Mar 31, 2016
I want to be a shrew, stamp my foot, scream at you and be a brat for no other reason than to get your attention. You are ignoring me and I won’t have it. Guess what? Shrews and brats get attention but sometimes not the kind they want! You have had enough of my bad behavior and feel it is time I learn who is in charge and how to behave myself. You decide it is time you drag me over to the high backed chair sit down and pull me over your lap. You flip my skirt over my head and pull my panties down. Any sane woman at this point would start apologizing fast. But I am still feeling like a brat so I kick, scream and pound you with my fists. You stop that behavior by trapping my legs between yours and pushing one strong hand into the small of my back. I can’t move my torso. I am trapped! But I am a brat why give up now. As I try and bite you, you decide that is it and slam that big gorgeous palm of yours right onto my butt cheek. Oh no! You mean business and I have gone too far! The apologies start flying but you aren’t listening. You are smacking my ass with a fiery burning rhythm. First one cheek then the other and you aren’t forgetting the sit spots and the thighs. My ass cheeks are a burning scarlet pattern of hand prints. I may not sit for a week. What have I done? I don’t want to be a shrew or a brat anymore I want to be a good girl. The tears and apologies fly and you take pity on me and stop. But you leave me trapped and spent in your embrace and play with my poor abused bottom, flaming red, sore and at your disposal. You rub at your handwork and play with my pussy till I am squirming with need over your lap. Just as I am about to cum you flip me back right side up and give me that no no no smirk. Bad girls don’t get to cum! You point to floor and I know I have lost. The only one cumming tonight is you. I kneel at your feet and wait to be presented with you cock which if I know what is good for me I will suck and swallow like the sweetest most obedient girl ever.
That Beautiful Car
Mar 23, 2016
I pulled into the parking lot of my favorite coffeehouse today already salivating for the taste of a double espresso on my tongue. It took me a second when I got out of my car to realize I had parked next to the most beautiful car I had ever seen, a fully restored 1956 Ford Sunliner. It had these gorgeous blue and white slide over baby seats and the biggest most luxurious hood almost like a king size bed. I stood there mesmerized wanting so much to touch it. Not just touch it, stroke it, run my hands all over it. Suddenly even touching it and stroking it wasn't enough. I wanted to be on the big hood naked seeing what it felt like to run my dripping wet cunt back and forth against its polished sleekness. While I was lost in this fantasy the owner and his friends came up. I looked from one to the other and couldn’t help but think, what if they had come up and found me naked grinding my pussy on the hood. Would they have joined me? Taken turns bending me over that fabulous hood pounding my poor aching pussy and making my breasts slide on the hood until I screamed and begged to cum? Taken my ass hard and unforgiving while I had my face and tits pressed into that magnificent trunk? Or would they have punished me for smearing my cunt juices all over the glimmering polish job they had done? Maybe they would have laid me on my back on the hood and one would have held my arms out while two others each took a leg and spread me wide, opening me for the owner of that glorious car to repeatedly smack my clit and breasts teaching me what happens to naughty women who ruin his car's shine. My fantasy was interrupted by the sound of the car engine revving to leave and the gentle plop plop of my cunt juices sliding down my legs and onto the ground. I ran into the coffee house red faced and smelling of my own cum hoping that no one could tell I had just had my first "cargasm".
My Pissy Mood
Mar 23, 2016
I am feeling extremely pissy. Yes, I know I look all sweet and docile with my pearl earrings and my hairy bush spread for your pleasure but today I don’t feel like falling to my knees and sucking you off. I am tired of saying, yes sir and doing everyone’s bidding. I am sick of being an elegant gentle lay. Today this sweet Granny wants to strap on a harness lube up her favorite dildo and make you scream for a change. I want you on the bed on all fours then I want to run my hands over your entire body while my dildo brushes up against your ass reminding you of what is to come. As I kiss a trail down your back to your ass my dildo will leave a trail of excess lube down your thigh. As you shiver in anticipation I will rub your arms and nuzzle your neck, my dildo will be sliding between your butt cheeks bumping your balls. I want to make sure you know it is there, extremely large and soon going to be inside you. I want to stroke your hair like I would any good pet. I want to put more lube on fingers and gently work them into your ass lubing you up slowly. Then when you feel all nice and relaxed I am going to line that big fake cock up behind you and send it home! Yes I want to make sure that you know that Granny had a bad day, is feeling pissy and your ass is going to be pumped until I feel better. I am going to pull your hair and make sure your head is up and you are taking it all in. Oh sure I will stroke your cock for you at the same time. What’s a little pain without pleasure after all? I am not a total monster. When you finally scream and cum all over my hand then I will take that cum and… What this is my bad day fantasy and you haven’t proved that you are worthy of hearing the end. I think you might need to call and beg to hear it. Make sure you are on all fours like a pretty pet when you call and beg because my day is still bad and I still feel pissy.
My Cup of Tea
Mar 11, 2016
My girlfriend gave me a beautiful tea thermos and the most wonderful sensual tea I have ever had. I couldn't resist brewing some and taking it to work with me. It was rich and smooth like a man's cum sliding down my throat. I drank it down way too fast. When the thermos was empty I realized I was late for a meeting and had to race straight there, no time for a bathroom stop. As I sat in the meeting my bladder filled and filled and filled and I tried hard not to squirm. Worse than how badly I had to go was the fact that when my bladder gets really full I get really horny. Don't laugh it's true. Something about it makes my clit grow and get sensitive and my breasts get hard. I not only want to squirm because my bladder is full but also because I want to rub my clit and twist my nipples. Now I need all kinds of relief. I am trying to look so dignified in my skirt and pearls when really all I want is to rip everything off and rub, twist and pee right there in the conference room. I try to focus on what is being said and distract myself but my bladder is so full, my clit so enlarged and my nipples are as hard as rocks. I can't focus. I try and think of something else. But what my mind goes to does not help. I think of sitting astride a man riding his dick and twisting my nipples until he gives me permission to cum and release my bladder at the same time. I think of watching that golden pee flow out of me and down our combined bodies. Not helping. I could use a diaper. Wrong thought, now see I myself laid out with my legs spread having my diaper changed, my clit pinched and my nipples suckled. Next thought quick! Great now all I can think of is being restrained by my master standing with my legs spread as he slaps my clit till I can't stop myself from peeing great streams of urine all over for his pleasure. My thoughts are interrupted when someone asks if I am okay. I seem to be flushed! I squeak no and race to the bathroom. I finally pee and let out a sigh, still horny.
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